This Is Definitely Not What I Imagined

24 contestants are casted on a reality show. What they didn't know is that the show takes place at a worn down summer camp, where they'll compete for the $1 Million prize. Once the contestants were informed of all of this, everyone except Nancy were moaning and complaining. The first challenge was to dive for keys (there were 24 keys, 6 in each colour), and the first people to retrieve a different coloured key (which were green, red, blue and black), became the team captains and were immune from the first elimination they face. The last team to form their entire team of 6, would immediately face elimination. Rogers’ Rowdy were not as lucky as the other three teams, as they were the last team to be formed. At elimination, a shocking twist occurred, where the 3 winning teams get to vote off someone from the losing team every single episode until the merge.

Previous Episode: None

Next Episode: 100 Minutes In Hell Is More Like It

Winner: Gaffrey’s Jaguars, Yoshida’s Fierce & Johnson’s Deadly

Bottom 2: Charmaine Arthur & Caitlin Morgan

Eliminated: Caitlin Morgan

Trivia

 * The episode title came from a quote said by Naomi, describing the conditions of the summer camp.
 * The team captains were Jarrod (Blue), Jessie (Black), Treasure (Red), and Caleb (Green)
 * Gaffrey‘s Jaguars were the first team to be formed, as Nancy claimed the final blue key.
 * At elimination, the final vote was 8-7-3.


 * Caitlin with 8 votes
 * Charmaine with 7 votes
 * Christine with 3 votes
 * Charmaine accidentally spilled orange juice on Angela‘s tube top after the challenge. She got so pissed off, she decided to tell her whole team to target her at tonight‘s elimination
 * Caitlin took a very long time to search for a key, leading to her team’s elimination
 * Everyone on Johnson’s Deadly agreed to vote out Charmaine, but Janella suggested to the team at the last minute to flip their votes to Caitlin, because she deemed her as a “useless whore”.
 * Naomi refused to jump off the cliff because she didn’t want to get her hair wet and break any of her nails. Jessie told Naomi that she’s doing it, or she’ll vote her off. Those two got into a heated argument before Jessie lifted up Naomi above her head and threw her off the cliff.
 * It was revealed in the confessional that Jessie can lift up to the weight of 6-7 Stanley Cups, or 220lbs.